- Just grabbed my laundry from the dryer.
- Me: oops I stole one of Haley's socks.
- Aaron: are you wearing it right now?
- Maxx: what did I tell you about wearing women's clothes?
- Me: only in the bedroom?
- Oh our banter.
Hi I’m eric and I’m ridiculously happy right now.
Lathered up in aloe because it feels goooood.
My tattoo is almost healed.
Middle aged men and older are such assholes who think they’re more important and deserving than people my age and younger. I had two guys cut in line while waiting for the bathroom and I was like, “didn’t you see me standing here? That was polite of you.”
He then scoffed and said something rude. And since he was at a function that my work was putting on I replied, “excuse me, I work here and you don’t talk to me that way.”
He replied, “I don’t see you in uniform or a badge or id.”
I pull out my government id and said, “it’s called being in plain clothes so we can walk around unnoticed. Check your attitude before I kick you out and learn manners.”
He then apologized a lot and turned red because he knew he was being an ass.
Anyways. That little story is true and today, even though I’m not at work, people middle aged and above are eyeballing me with looks of disgust. It’s ridiculous.
I showered, I’m clean, I’m wearing acceptable clothing, I smell good…what more do you want? Me to not be this age? Piss off I have more important things to do in my lifetime than you.